To the world, it’s just a pastry. But to Jordan the Angry Bear, it represents a battle for the soul of fast food dessert.
In this episode of The Latino.Black Deep Dive, our AI hosts conduct a semantic analysis of the viral rant: “Jordan The Angry Bear RANTS: McDonald’s Apple Pie vs. Popeyes Apple Pie.”
The AI breaks down the argument to explore:
The Nostalgia Factor: Why Jordan mourns the “dangerous” days of the original McDonald’s pie—when the filling was “400 degrees of lava” and the crust was fried to perfection.
The Insult: A breakdown of the scathing description of the modern baked pie as “cinnamon-dusted cardboard.”
The Champion: Why Popeyes’ unhealthy, crunchy, cinnamon-sugar-covered chaos is the only true successor to the throne.
🎧 Listen to the analysis, then watch the full rant. See the episode and decide which side of history you stand on—Fried or Baked—in our original post here: 👉 Watch the Full Rant on Latino.Black
